“So I wouldn't wanna say this normally, but I think it's exculpatory based on how mundane and stupid it is. You tell me if I should still be cringing and embarrassed for even saying it. I did have a dream that I was hanging out with Hasan, and this is what happened in it: We were driving around in his fancy car and I was like, "So what do you do? Like, watch the news on there and stuff like that?" And he's like, "Yeah, I pretty much just watch the news."”