“You jack off with the everyday carry watch. First off, you start jacking off. The knife flips open, circumcises you for maximum pleasure. So you're circumcised. You know what time it is, so you know what time Faith is streaming on Twitch, so you know what time to be drained. The penis lighter lights your penis on fire. Then you move over to your Cash App, which you use to pay Faith to drain yourself and and achieve erection. Then you use the water purification tablets to purify your cum so it's completely clean. And then you use the compass to aim it directly into your mouth.”