GOO DLE

July 26, 2026(#113)
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When I was fourteen, I got a fake ID so I could buy a lizard. And the the lizard, when I was going I was, like, walking home from the pet store, and I was, like, "Oh my god. I didn't even get a fucking tank or anything. What am I doing?"
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