“That's what that embarrassment is... the main character would have caught the train. But it often happens to main characters? Well, I suppose sometimes it would happen to you if, say, for instance, you were in a Sliding Doors type of story. Wait, what if I'm in a Sliding Doors type of story right now? What if one half of me did make it onto the train? And I'm the other half of me... What if one of half of me is falling in love with and about to marry Ricky Peacock? ”